can yeowling really cure Gout?

Yes it can! However, not all the reported benefits of yeowling are accurate. With all the recent hype around yeowling these days, it can be tricky to discern what's fact and fiction. But don't worry, the JSYs are here to help.

Can yeowling....

• reduce blood pressure? - Yes. Yeowling, when used correctly is a great stress reliever and can help lower blood pressure. We recommend long high-pitched yeowls.
• regulate me? - a resounding YES. Short powerful yeowls are ideal for constipation.
• cure acne? - Sorry charlie, although many people claim that yeowling has worked for them, there's been no scientific proof to support this.
• help me get girls? - There is nothing hotter than a low guttural yeowl.
• heal weeping wounds? - Thats just gross. Go see a doctor.

Finally, is yowling just as good as yeowling?

Yes... if you are an owl. Owls yowl, we yeowl. Please do not confuse the two.